GAB:
This is the good life
This is a fantasy
Walking with Xena
An escape from reality
Open your eyes
Look through the lies and see

XENA:
I'm just a poor girl I need some sympathy
'Cause who's my dad, I dunno
Maybe Ares, maybe no

GAB:
Anywhere Xena goes, doesn't really matter to me.

Xena just killed a man
Threw her chakram at his head
It split in two, now he's dead
Xena, you had just reformed
Now you've gone and thrown it all away
Xena, oooooo
Did you mean to make him die?
If I'm not back this time tomorrow
The schism is back on, as if Bitter Suite never happened.

XENA:

Too late, my time has come
Sends shivers down my spine
Body's aching all the time.

GAB:

Goodbye my friend Xena, I've got to go
Gotta leave it all behind and return home
Xena, oooooo
I don't wanna go
I sometimes wish I'd never come along at all.

XENA:

I see a little silhouetto of a man
Joxer, Joxer, will you sing the Joxer Song?
Thunderbolts and lightning
Very very frightening me!
Callisto (Callisto) Callisto (Callisto)
Callisto, where'dja go? Oh oh oh oh oh OH!

I'm just a poor girl, nobody loves me
(She's just a poor girl, with a dysfunctional family
Spare her this life of such insanity)

Easy come, easy go, Gabby let me go!
Hell you say!  No I will not let you go!
Let me go!
Hell you say!  No I will not let you go!
Let me go!
I will not let you go!
Let me go!
Will not let you go!
Let me go!
No no no no no no!
Oh Callisto, Callisto, tell her to let me go!

GAB:
Callisto has some nutbread put aside for me, for meeee
FOR MEEEEEE!!!!

Ruby