SWEET HOME TRANSYLVANIA
Lyrics by Arthur Levesque ([email protected])
(To the tune of "Sweet Home Alabama" by Lynyrd Skynyrd)

Come, sister, we're returning
Leaving this world and its pain
Flying home to Transylvania
Where we'll be dancing once again
To a dark refrain...

Well I killed Doctor Frank-N-Furter
His liefstyle was a bit extreme
Now I am the new commander
Magenta, prepare the transit beam
Right now...

Sweet home, Transylvania
Where the shores kiss the moon
Sweet home, Transylvania
Sis, we'll be there very soon

In Transylvania there's a planet
Where we all live in endless night
Tall Gothic towers made of granite
Tunnels lit by candlelight
It's a sight...

Sweet home, Transylvania
No, you can't use the phone!
Sweet home, Transylvania
Home we love, we're coming home
No more to roam...

Frank-N-Furter had his monster
Columbia and Eddie too
But he didn't live me ever
Whipped me beat me made me blue
But I love you...

Sweet home, Transylvania
Where the sky's always black
Sweet home, Transylvania
My sis and I are coming back

Sweet home, Transylvania ... oh sweet home!
Where the oceans drenched with moon kiss the shore
Sweet home, Transylvania ... oh yeah
To the old Queen we both adore ... forevermore

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