Luna, as Quina: "Kuja....you have feathers on head like turkey. Maybe I can....cook you? You white like yum-yum vanilla ice cream! I eat you!"

Me: "This burger is falling apart like the Russian parliament."

*Steve King (in "Monkey Bone"): "Bite me, Poe!"

Fuu: "Okay, I have a test to see if you're cool enough to hang out with us. Do you like 'The Princess Bride'?"
Tony: "I think watching it with friends is an insane bucketload of fun."

Luna: "Do you think if we poke it, it'll come alive?"

Me: "Start making sense, you whore!"
Luna: "Whores aren't supposed to make cents, they're supposed to make dollars."

Magus: "My symbiote just loves peanut butter."

Me: "So I guess this is the Hunt for Orange in October."

some guy: "Don't skeen the weelie!"

???: "Is it cheating if it requires peanut butter?"

Magus: "Quit eating Chibi Moon!"

Mr. H: "Guys, you're missing the point. It's not about nipples."

Me: "I mean, would you want to hear Mr. Rogers talking about nipples?"

Averiah: "He dropped his pencil. It fell to the table like a Satan coming out of Hell!"

Luna: "Do you have any Froot Loops?"

Jane: "Happy aliens are not innocent."

Averiah: "I can see your shoulder. [Luna] must not be here!"

Jane: "Just because we smoke and do drugs and kill people doesn't mean we're freaks."

Brian: "Jesus is the kind of guy who would skip school to go preach somewhere."
Bill: "I'm not Jesus."
Brian: "That's what I said!"

Nigel: "Stop acting like a diseased chipmunk!"

Luna: "How come people like to be spanked but not hit in the arm?"

*Voltaire: "How do you get a goth out of a tree? ... Cut the rope!"

Luna: "I found you, your crunchiness!"

Magus: "Now, for my next trick, I'll make your chest disappear!"

Bill: "No one said you had to eat them, you sick bastard. You just have to skin them and write on their flesh."

Luna: "Your pants smell. Take them off."

Mina: "How come [Magenta] always gets to be the gay one? Why can't I be gay once in a while?"

Averiah: "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me."

Kitty: "Who needs a man when you've got a bird?"

*Jay: "The whole fucking world's against us, I swear to God."

Serena: "Don't you be dissin' my thingee!"

Serena: "You want to make me call you a ho?"

Me: "What if they were that big in real life?"

Ruth: "You're just like Hitler! You're mean!"

Kitty: "Your Mom!"

Bill: "Oh, you're gonna throw your hat into the fetal panther ring?"

Luna: "Drive-bi shounen!"

Tellu: "I had a dream that the president got shot and I woke up laughin'."

Kelly: "That's my angry sneeze."

Bill: "It's non-productive at all!"

Averiah: "I'm such a bastard. I don't deserve my dog. He's so cute."

*bumper sticker: "Support Cannibalism... Eat Me!"

Magus: "Who do you love, baby?"

Magus: "Get a room!"
Me: "With who?"
Magus: "Langly."
Me: (*staring blankly into space, thinking...*)

Me: "It's just like Seifer. I've never played FFVIII, but I know about him."
Luna: "Yeah, because Magus always shoves it up your ass. ... No, no! I meant to say your face, but your ass popped out!"

Mina: "I've had bigger."

Raul: "I have full concentration in myself."

Bill: "What if your sociopathic boyfriend had a sex change?"
Me: (*staring blankly into space once again, deep in thought*)
Bill: "You're thinking about that way too much."

*can't remember the name of this character but she's from a movie called 'Cecil B. Demented': "Hey, hey, MPAA, how many movies did you censor today?"

*see above: "You're so pale... Satan says you need more color!"

Mom: "I just love your nail polish. It goes perfectly with your salad."

*some t-shirt: "I'm not playing with myself, I'm adjusting my jewelry."

Sarge: "I never like to end a relationship because give me back my Milky Way!"

Luna: "Floating dyke at 1:00!"

Averiah: "I laid eggs in your head!"

Magus: "It's full of Mormon-burnin' goodness!"

Me: "You didn't turn it in? You're fooked."
Luna: "That sounds like fun. I think I'll have some."

Luna: "I have a cetacean stuck in my nose, mommy, what's stuck in yours?"

Me: "Quit poking my liver!"

Magus: "Screw brainsaving! It didn't work for Hitler and it's not gonna work for you!"

Me: "Life apparently thinks I have something better to do than cannibalistic death orgies."

Magus: "Your nose doesn't taste like chicken."

Magus: "You can take my pants, but you can never take my freedom!"

Me: "Time flies when you're not pondering slitting your wrists."

*Mandi: "Dreams fill the cracks which reality creates."

Me: "I bet it's that damned marker. You heard how it smelled."

Luna: "What if they can't read?"
Me: "Then they won't know where to poke."

Me: "You don't know where that knee's been!"

some guy in my drawing class: "How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood? ... His hand caught on fire."

my drawing teacher: "The only ones who should say 'we' are kings, senators, and people with tapeworms."

Me: "Are you saying he's going to sleep with my camera?"

*Mark Sumanski: "Do you know the difference between oral sex and a hamburger?"
some Jamacian chick: "Well, I have a feeling you're going to tell me."
Mark Sumanski: "Oh, I was just wondering what you're doing for lunch..."

a guy in my drawing class: "A shark walks into a bar. Bartender asks him 'What can I get you?' Shark says 'Nothing, I'm just here for the hell of it.'"

Serena: "So... getting it on with Nephlite-san, eh?"

a guy in my physics class: "Yea, thou art truly a moron, verily."

Mina: "Aah! They're having sex in my hair!"

Magus: "No more neer eebling!"

some girl at school: "I'm a tree!"

Luna: "Remember to breathe."

*Hyde: "He who hesitates is boned."

Mina: "Great, now _candy_ is hitting on me."

Magus: "Oh no, her ass is turning undead!"

Me: "Jebus can't save you now!"

Luna: "I can see your intestines!"

Luna: "I know, I need help. But screw Charter. Not literally, of course. Although there was that one guy..."